Trashed in a Bar Joke

A guy and his buddy are getting trashed in a bar when the guy pukes on himself. he gets all upset and explains to his buddy that the last time he went out drinking he puked on himself and his wife got really mad at him.

“No problem” says the buddy “take a 20 dollar bill and put it in your shirt pocket and tell your wife somebody you didn’t know puked on you and gave you 20 dollars for the cleaning.”

The two of them proceed to get drunker.

When the guy goes home his wife is, as expected, upset.

“You barfed all over yourself!” said the wife.

“No I have not, some guy puked on me and gave me 20 dollars to clean my shirt! and its right here in my pocket!”

The wife puts her hand in the guys shirt pocket and pulls out two 20 dollar bills.

“Hey, you have 40 dollars in your shirt pocket?!?! says the wife.

“Yeah, he crapped my pants too!”