The End is Near Joke

A local priest and pastor stood by the side of the road holding up a sign that said, “The End is Near! Turn yourself around now before it’s too late!”

They planned to hold up the sign to each passing car.

“Leave us alone you religious nuts!” yelled the first driver as he sped by.

From around the curve they heard a big splash. “Do you think,” said one clergy to the other, “we should just put up a sign that says ‘bridge out’ instead?”

Now kids it’s not funny to see people get hurt. And jokes are only jokes. Except when there too soon. Well who is the judge of what is too soon.

Well use some discretion when writing any jokes. But remember if it doesn’t make you laugh, it still maybe funny.