An intelligent and elegant woman had three daughters. One day she decided to examine and trick her three Sons-in-law. One gorgeous sunny and balmy day, she was walking along a lake shore with the first son-in-law. On Purpose, she fell …
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Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor and a young trainee were out checking meters in a suburban neighborhood. They parked their truck at the end of the alley and worked their way to the other end. At the …
A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner. A call came in telling them to break up some people who were loitering. The officers drove to the street and observed a …
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A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays until the bar closes at three in the morning, at which time he is extremely drunk. After leaving the bar, he returns home on foot. When …
Two salesmen were going door to door, and knocked on the door of a woman who was not happy to see them. She told them in no uncertain terms that she did not want to hear their offer and slammed …
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While on a car trip, an old couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch. The old woman unfortunately left her glasses on the table, but didn’t miss them until they were back on the highway. By then, they had …
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Today’s Joke about a drunk walking into a bar. A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her and kissed her. She jumped up …
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So two fellas go together and five minutes later they both return and sit down at their seats. The teacher asks Jon, “Well, did you find it?”
Doctor and the doctor told him that he had only 24 hours to live. So, Billy goes home to tell his wife and after they both had a long cry over it, he asked her if she would have sex with him since he only had 24 hours left to live? “Of course Darling,” she replied.And so they have sex.
