Classified Ads in U.K. Newspapers
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Guardian Angel Jokes
A handsomely attractive and cologne scented man was walking down the street when he heard a voice warily speak : “Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you.” …
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Guardian Angel Jokes
A handsomely attractive and cologne scented man was walking down the street when he heard a voice warily speak : “Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you.” …
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Case of the stolen car joke
After shopping for most of the day, a couple returns to find their car has been stolen. They go to the police station to make a full report. Then, a detective drives them back to the parking lot to check …
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Bike Messenger Joke
The bike messenger was drive down Main Street and was passing a pedestrian crossing. He unwillingly runs into a man, and they both fall down. “Damn, are you lucky.” The messenger said. “What do you mean by lucky?” The pedestrian …
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How to get firewood chopped Joke
The phone rings at FBI headquarters. “Hello?” “Hello, is this the FBI?” “Yes. What do you want?” “I’m calling to report my neighbor Adrian Thibodeaux! He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood.” “Thank you very much for the call, sir.” …
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Trashed in a Bar Joke
A guy and his buddy are getting trashed in a bar when the guy pukes on himself. he gets all upset and explains to his buddy that the last time he went out drinking he puked on himself and his …
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Wife punches husband joke
Today’s Joke ! A man left for work one Friday afternoon. But, being payday, instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending his entire paycheck. When he finally appeared at home, Sunday …
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