Parlez-Vous Tennis
With ESPN reaching a deal to take over the US Open last week, that leaves the French Open as the only tennis major that won’t be seen exclusively on ESPN in two years. The only reason I’m bringing that up now is because we’ve reached that time of year. The time when “An American In Paris” refers to a movie, not a tennis player. The time when Rafael Nadal channels his inner Taylor Swift and pretends to be surprised he won the French Open again (as if anyone could actually be surprised by that).