A small boy came running out of the bathroom in tears. He was crying and emotional !!! “What’s the matter?” asked his father. “I dropped my toothbrush in the toilet.” “Okay, don’t worry, but we’d better throw it out” Toothbrush …
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A man stumbled home late last night, after another evening of drinking with his buddies. Shoes in left hand to avoid waking his wife, he tiptoed as quietly as he could toward the stairs leading to their upstairs bedroom, but …
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An older man, not in the best physical condition, asked the trainer in the gym? “I want to impress a beautiful young girl. Which machine should I use?” The trainer replied! “Use the ATM machine outside!”
A guy and his buddy are getting trashed in a bar when the guy pukes on himself. he gets all upset and explains to his buddy that the last time he went out drinking he puked on himself and his …
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Paper Shredder Joke The new employee stood before the paper shredder looking confused. “Need some help?” a secretary, walking by, asked. “Yes,” he replied, “how does this thing work?” “Simple,” she said, taking the fat report from his hand and …
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Today’s Joke ! A man left for work one Friday afternoon. But, being payday, instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending his entire paycheck. When he finally appeared at home, Sunday …
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“Well,” she said, “last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day, and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what to give you.”
Doctor and the doctor told him that he had only 24 hours to live. So, Billy goes home to tell his wife and after they both had a long cry over it, he asked her if she would have sex with him since he only had 24 hours left to live? “Of course Darling,” she replied.And so they have sex.
