Two salesmen were going door to door, and knocked on the door of a woman who was not happy to see them. She told them in no uncertain terms that she did not want to hear their offer and slammed …
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While on a car trip, an old couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch. The old woman unfortunately left her glasses on the table, but didn’t miss them until they were back on the highway. By then, they had …
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A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. He passed a sign that said “low bridge ahead.” Before he knew it, the bridge was right ahead of him and he got stuck under the bridge. You could say that …
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An old snake goes to see his Doctor. “Doc, I need something for my eyes, I can’t see very well these days.” The Doc fixes him up with a pair of glasses and tells him to return in 2 weeks. …
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Today’s Joke about a drunk walking into a bar. A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her and kissed her. She jumped up …
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Today’s Joke is about a Dog. Two old retired men are sitting on the bench watching the time go by. There is an old hound dog lying on the ground in front of them. The old dog lifts it’s hind …
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You are so old you have Abe Lincoln’s beeper number. You are so old that when God said “let there be light”, you hit the switch.You are so old that when you were in school there was no history class.
You are so old that you owe George Washington 3 bucks.You are so old your yearbook didn’t have pictures because there were no camera’s. You are so old Moses signed your yearbook.You are so old your birth certificate says expired on it.You are so old you were waiter at the Last Supper.
So you need some material for a birthday party or an office roast. Well here are some “you’re so old jokes” to get you started! Here are some more when your done.You’re so old, you have hieroglyphics on your driver’s license.You’re so old, the key on Ben Franklin’s kite was to your apartment.You’re so old, you walked into an antique store and they kept you.You’re so old, when you were young, rainbows were black and white.You’re so old, you have an autographed Bible.
So two fellas go together and five minutes later they both return and sit down at their seats. The teacher asks Jon, “Well, did you find it?”
Apparently he jogged up, shouted ‘PHOTOBOMB!’ and then ran off laughing. Excellent!!!
You have to love it, and big shout out to Kevin Spacey…. Hilarious.
