Gates of Heaven Joke
There once was a wealthy man who was near death. He was very grieved because he had worked so hard for his money and he wanted to be able to take it with him to heaven. So he began to …
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A fire truck and a Dalmatian joke
A nursery school principle was driving a station wagon full of kids home from school one day. When a fire truck zoomed past them. Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmatian dog. The children felt …
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A True Irish Ghost Story
A True Irish Ghost Story and a Joke: This happened a while ago in Belfast , and even though it sounds like an Alfred Hitchcock story, it’s true. John Bradford, a 20 yr old Queen’s University student, was on the …
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Spanish Computer Joke
A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class in Spanish, that unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. – “House” for instance, is feminine: “la casa”. “Pencil”, however, is masculine: “el lápiz.” A student asked what gender …
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Pirate at the Bar Joke
Have you ever heard that pirate joke. You know, the joke about a Pirate in a bar. Let me tell you a little story about a this Bar Pirate. A young sailor was sitting in a bar having a few …
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Blond Goes to Court Joke
A blonde woman was summoned to appear in court as a key witness in a lawsuit. The prosecutor opened his questioning with, “Where were you the night of August 24th?” “Objection!” said the defense attorney. “Irrelevant!” “Oh, that’s okay,” said …
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Gas Meter Joke
Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor and a young trainee were out checking meters in a suburban neighborhood. They parked their truck at the end of the alley and worked their way to the other end. At the …
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Small Crowd Rookie Joke
A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner. A call came in telling them to break up some people who were loitering. The officers drove to the street and observed a …
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How to get firewood chopped Joke
The phone rings at FBI headquarters. “Hello?” “Hello, is this the FBI?” “Yes. What do you want?” “I’m calling to report my neighbor Adrian Thibodeaux! He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood.” “Thank you very much for the call, sir.” …
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Drinking Joke
A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays until the bar closes at three in the morning, at which time he is extremely drunk. After leaving the bar, he returns home on foot. When …
