Classified Ads in U.K. Newspapers
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Category: Jokes
Guardian Angel Jokes
A handsomely attractive and cologne scented man was walking down the street when he heard a voice warily speak : “Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you.” …
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Guardian Angel Jokes
A handsomely attractive and cologne scented man was walking down the street when he heard a voice warily speak : “Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you.” …
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Guardian Angel Jokes
A handsomely attractive and cologne scented man was walking down the street when he heard a voice warily speak : “Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you.” …
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final examination professor joke
It was the final examination for an introductory Biology course at the local university. Like many such freshman courses, it was designed to weed out new students, having over 500 students in the class!The examination was two hours long, and …
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Case of the stolen car joke
After shopping for most of the day, a couple returns to find their car has been stolen. They go to the police station to make a full report. Then, a detective drives them back to the parking lot to check …
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I work at a large retail chain in Columbus at the customer service desk. On day I had a man call and ask where the store was located, so I told him. Then he asked me to spell the street …
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Mother in Law in A Lake
An intelligent and elegant woman had three daughters. One day she decided to examine and trick her three Sons-in-law. One gorgeous sunny and balmy day, she was walking along a lake shore with the first son-in-law. On Purpose, she fell …
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Bike Messenger Joke
The bike messenger was drive down Main Street and was passing a pedestrian crossing. He unwillingly runs into a man, and they both fall down. “Damn, are you lucky.” The messenger said. “What do you mean by lucky?” The pedestrian …
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The End is Near Joke
A local priest and pastor stood by the side of the road holding up a sign that said, “The End is Near! Turn yourself around now before it’s too late!” They planned to hold up the sign to each passing …
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