Doctor and the doctor told him that he had only 24 hours to live. So, Billy goes home to tell his wife and after they both had a long cry over it, he asked her if she would have sex with him since he only had 24 hours left to live? “Of course Darling,” she replied.And so they have sex.

The Blackhawks lost last night, thus ending their remarkable streak of 24 consecutive games with a point to begin the season. The Heat won today, extending their winning streak to 18 straight games. It was a little more topical when both streaks were still active, but the debate over which streak was more impressive waged for quite some time.

If you’re a baseball fan, today’s news was not a surprise. Most everybody expected Mariano Rivera to retire at the end of last season, but his knee injury forced a change of plans. As soon as he tore his ACL during batting practice in Kansas City in May, we all knew he was coming back for one final go-round. Mariano was going to go out on his terms. And if there’s anybody who deserves to, it’s Mariano Rivera

NCAA Tournament, the women’s Tournament is really easy to figure out. The top four teams are pretty clear. They’re far-and-away better than everyone else, and the quartet’s only losses have come against each other. Same thing with the No. 2 seeds. The 10 best teams.