I’m surprised they didn’t give us any teasers before tonight’s official release, but we kind of got one this afternoon when it was leaked that the opener will be Ravens at Broncos. Once they determined that Baltimore wouldn’t be able to open at home, you figured that one might end up being the selection, although I still had a feeling Broncos at Giants was going to be the Sunday night game so NB
WATERTOWN, Mass. — The nation’s most wanted man was captured hiding in a backyard boat just a block outside a massive police blockade, bloodied and injured from two gunfights during the manhunt unleashed after he and his brother set off …
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A small boy came running out of the bathroom in tears. He was crying and emotional !!! “What’s the matter?” asked his father. “I dropped my toothbrush in the toilet.” “Okay, don’t worry, but we’d better throw it out” Toothbrush …
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A man stumbled home late last night, after another evening of drinking with his buddies. Shoes in left hand to avoid waking his wife, he tiptoed as quietly as he could toward the stairs leading to their upstairs bedroom, but …
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An older man, not in the best physical condition, asked the trainer in the gym? “I want to impress a beautiful young girl. Which machine should I use?” The trainer replied! “Use the ATM machine outside!”
A guy and his buddy are getting trashed in a bar when the guy pukes on himself. he gets all upset and explains to his buddy that the last time he went out drinking he puked on himself and his …
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erhaps the most amazing part of Pat Summerall’s brilliant career, though, is the fact that he was the rare announcer who started as a player and became a play-by-play guy. Usually the former players become analysts, and you can tell they’re out of their comfort zone when calling an unfamiliar sport
A Dead humpback whale has washed ashore up in the Hampton’s Long Island earlier today on 4/16/2013. A Riverhead marine group is working with local authorities on a plan for conducting a necropsy and removing a dead humpback whale from …
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It’s not unusual to see beagles in airports, sniffing suitcases for potential explosives. But hospitals? Yes hospital beagle’s are detecting the presence of Clostridium Difficile! At two Dutch hospitals, yes. After two months of training, a beagle detected the presence …
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The breakup of the Big East, of course, creates two brand-new conferences, one of which will keep the Big East name. It also brings up an interesting question: Will the Big East (both old and new) now be considered a …
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