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Hello Mrs.Koslowski
Hello Mrs.Koslowski, the Funny Tree House- Allstate Commercial featuring two guys admiring the work on their tree house. When they realize the 3 boys have binoculars and there staring into the neighbors window saying ” Hello Mrs.Koslowski “.
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You’re so Old Jokes part 2
You are so old you have Abe Lincoln’s beeper number. You are so old that when God said “let there be light”, you hit the switch.You are so old that when you were in school there was no history class.
You are so old that you owe George Washington 3 bucks.You are so old your yearbook didn’t have pictures because there were no camera’s. You are so old Moses signed your yearbook.You are so old your birth certificate says expired on it.You are so old you were waiter at the Last Supper.
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You’re So Old Jokes part 1
So you need some material for a birthday party or an office roast. Well here are some “you’re so old jokes” to get you started! Here are some more when your done.You’re so old, you have hieroglyphics on your driver’s license.You’re so old, the key on Ben Franklin’s kite was to your apartment.You’re so old, you walked into an antique store and they kept you.You’re so old, when you were young, rainbows were black and white.You’re so old, you have an autographed Bible.
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Backwards Boxer Shorts Joke
So two fellas go together and five minutes later they both return and sit down at their seats. The teacher asks Jon, “Well, did you find it?”
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Plan B in Brooklyn Ruling
The Obama administration had asked U.S. District Judge Edward Korman to extend a stay expiring Friday for the duration of a planned appeal. Korman did agree as a “courtesy” to give the Justice Department until Monday to ask the 2nd U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals to put his ruling on hold.
The judge called the appeal “frivolous” and said further delay would wrongfully deprive women of easy access to the drug. “Showing proof of age . . . constitutes a substantial impediment to obtaining emergency contraception,” he wrote.
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Can You Tickle Yourself?
Can you tickle yourself..? Now that is the question of the day for most people or a common Myth to some. What if I told you the answer for most people is YES, you can usually tickle two separate places on yourself. The first place you can tickle yourself is the roof of your mouth or palate. The second area you most likely can tickle yourself, is the bottom of your foot. Now this is not true for everyone, but in most cases this study in fact will produce high results.
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I Miss These Rivalries in Sports
As the Rangers and Capitals play their annual playoff series, the Knicks renew aquiantances with the Pacers. And if they win, they’ll take on the Heat or the Bulls. Basically, we’ve got every classic Knicks rivalry from back when they were last good in the late 90s. While it’s about that long since I’ve actually watched the Knicks or cared about the NBA, this Knicks-Pacers matchup still has me feeling nostalgic.
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2013 Stanley Cup Playoff Preview
The Stanley Cup. After three months where there should’ve been hockey, but there was a ridiculous lockout instead, followed an intense three-and-a-half-month season, we’ve arrived at one of the greatest times in all of sports. Playoff hockey.
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Jason Collins Truly Groundbreaking
Bravo Jason Collins. The day has arrived for an announcement that we knew was inevitable one day. An active player in one of the four major men’s team sports has come out as gay. The time had come. We just needed the athlete with the courage and self-confidence to be the first one. It may sound trite to compare Jason Collins to Jackie Robinson, but this moment is just as groundbreaking.
