Gas Meter Joke
Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor and a young trainee were out checking meters in a suburban neighborhood. They parked their truck at the end of the alley and worked their way to the other end. At the …
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Nelson Mandela at age 95 Too Soon
Dec.05, 2013 -Nelson Mandela, who led the fight against apartheid and then pushed for reconciliation as his country’s first black president, died after a prolonged illness Thursday. He was 95 years young at the time is his death. “He passed …
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Northport has $1000 Fines for Bamboo
$1,000 fines in Northport on new bans for bamboo: December 4, 2013- Northport, LongIsland; The Village of Northport has approved a new law that prohibits and regulates certain types of bamboo, following in the footsteps of the Town of Huntington …
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Small Crowd Rookie Joke
A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner. A call came in telling them to break up some people who were loitering. The officers drove to the street and observed a …
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How to get firewood chopped Joke
The phone rings at FBI headquarters. “Hello?” “Hello, is this the FBI?” “Yes. What do you want?” “I’m calling to report my neighbor Adrian Thibodeaux! He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood.” “Thank you very much for the call, sir.” …
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TSA searching cars in airport parking lots including Curbside Valet Service at Charlotte Douglas Airport
Photo Credit Twitter At some airports the searches are also being conducted with customers receiving no notification whatsoever. “I was inside paying my bill. I looked through the window and saw this gentleman looking through my trunk,” said Michelle Zevola, …
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Drinking Joke
A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays until the bar closes at three in the morning, at which time he is extremely drunk. After leaving the bar, he returns home on foot. When …
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Door to Door Salesman Joke
Two salesmen were going door to door, and knocked on the door of a woman who was not happy to see them. She told them in no uncertain terms that she did not want to hear their offer and slammed …
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Paul Walker Too Soon
Photo Credit fan from Charity event Philippines typhoon relief effort 11/30/2013 at 7:15 PM PT — Paul Walker’s rep just released a statement about his death, and says “He was a passenger in a friend’s car, in which both lost …
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Black Friday Bank Robberies Long Island
Multiple LI bank robberies on Black Friday have occurred in Long Island today. At least two Black Friday Bank Robberies in Long Island are being investigated. On November 29, 2013. Three suspects are being sought after an attempted bank robbery …
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