WATERTOWN, Mass. — The nation’s most wanted man was captured hiding in a backyard boat just a block outside a massive police blockade, bloodied and injured from two gunfights during the manhunt unleashed after he and his brother set off …
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A small boy came running out of the bathroom in tears. He was crying and emotional !!! “What’s the matter?” asked his father. “I dropped my toothbrush in the toilet.” “Okay, don’t worry, but we’d better throw it out” Toothbrush …
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A man stumbled home late last night, after another evening of drinking with his buddies. Shoes in left hand to avoid waking his wife, he tiptoed as quietly as he could toward the stairs leading to their upstairs bedroom, but …
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An older man, not in the best physical condition, asked the trainer in the gym? “I want to impress a beautiful young girl. Which machine should I use?” The trainer replied! “Use the ATM machine outside!”
A guy and his buddy are getting trashed in a bar when the guy pukes on himself. he gets all upset and explains to his buddy that the last time he went out drinking he puked on himself and his …
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